biyaself:

Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?

fairycosmos:

person: hey are you okay?

me: *actually decomposing* yeah why

01101010-01100100:

before i disappear under mysterious circumstances whos gonna admit they have a crush on me

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

serotnin:

big heart energy

chambergambit:

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

urbanjesus:

this is so sad alexa don’t play anything because I can’t afford you

korvjl:

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